I told you about that shock yesterday when my friend Jim said “I like your sisiter”. Yeah what would have happend if I said him “Okay, but she don’t like you” or “Okay, you can’t like her ”? Yeah. You now might think that I want the story to hurry out to an end.  Hello?! He is my friend – if he’s really my friend he oughtn’t said that. I feel like I am shortly before to plunge from one of these skyscrapers.  I fall and fall but don’t to come up!

I will tell him the truth of my feelings and so achieve true greatness from an small ape with oranges. I am not crazy by the way. I intended to travel to the western Sahara. Whereas I couldn’t find a sun shade I consider to cancel the journey. No you was right – the failure of locating a sun shade wasn’t the truthful reason of this notion. I wanted to travel with my friends and my sister, but when my sister and freind are to become an item I won’t will go anywhere. There were a handful of occasions where Jim would have could show his interest to my sister. Let’s see…

“Good.. ” I said despite the feel, that she concealed something from me.

“Fine… ” And then: “Okay Frat I must go buy the sponge from the new advertisement.” okay then I thought she joked but she wasn’t.

“She is a good woman”  said Jim. “Okay…” this was the only thing I said – THAT was strange. He nerver ever liked my sister and now he also thinks that she is fine?… “Is he joking? Have we already the frist April?” I was thinking.

No. That wasn’t a joke I know his jokes… pretty boring. I wanted to ask him what was going on but he also said something like my sister: “I am sorry mate,” oh what’s next? A flying turkey? “I must going to my uncle…”

I know he wanted to throw me out.How would I know? He hasn’t any uncles. So after I come from the work I only wanted to watch the new episode of Primeval. And yes my script is going on. You want to what kind of? Yeah – Me too.

Yes, I have a lot to say! This is just the beginning… Today I said to my sister how much I hate her new dog. I know… everybody love dogs but this one has the most abominable way to say how much she affect someone(yes it is a she is a female dog).  She circulated me over a solid hour and the only thing that would had stopped it was my “little” sister those who undertaked nothing than giggle! Now I can insinuate this whenever I want. Maybe this day will bode as something well… Fortunately my companion Jim called me in the right moment. I know that the call was from him, because I linked a special ring tone to my friend Jim. So I told him to come over to annoy my sister. The waiting of Jim was an ordeal but than he finally arrived e. So we contrived a plan how to come off best. It doesn’t took long… We decided to tippy-toe. I know it isn’t amiable to go without to say goodbye but the dog has challenged me! So after the escape we went over Harry – another good friend. He told me to bring dish liquid, but not any! It had to be from Palmolive!  I was shocked from his command so I decided to cut my own path and went home. Here I am now. Okay there is just apotential to end in smoke if I wouldn’t find something to eat… I will tell you tomorrow more. Enjoy your meal!

PS: This was the special ring tone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk4AbD0a0R0 I knowit needs getting used to.